It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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