come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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