i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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