I can tuck mytits in my pants
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it was like having sex with a tree stump
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My vagina is officially offended.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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