Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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