I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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