she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
PS: I just woke up from my shower
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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