so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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