I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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