glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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