i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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