Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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