Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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