Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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