i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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