Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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