You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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