you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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