Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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