The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize