On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
