So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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