the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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