scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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