What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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