she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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