Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(719): View more from Colorado

physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.

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(914): View more from New York

i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.

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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews

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(250): View more from British Columbia

He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere

(514): View more from Quebec

Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!

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