i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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