hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So much rum. So many feels.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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