Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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