did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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