I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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