Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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