i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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