3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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