so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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