Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Boobs are out for the taking
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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