great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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