i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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