1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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