Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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