I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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