If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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