Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(310): View more from California

This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Odds of those being real?

(614): View more from Ohio

One in who gives a fuck

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(407): View more from Florida

So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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(602): View more from Arizona

shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry

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(516): View more from New York

i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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(641): View more from Iowa

she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.

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