there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks