Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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