I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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