After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Fuck appropriateness.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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