Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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