do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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