Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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