i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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