So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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