Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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