I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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