my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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