I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I currently don't understand fingers.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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