so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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