I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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